Thomas Marzano
10 Things to do when twitter is down:

1. Talk about Twitter being down on Facebook
2. Talk about Twitter being down on Google
3. Talk about Twitter being down over WhatsApp
4. Leave a comment on a Facebook post about Twitter being down (preferably this one)
5. Write your own blog post about Twitter being down
6. Talk about Twitter being down internally on Yammer
7. Think about Twitter being down
8. Call an actual friend to talk about Twitter being down
9. Invite an actual friend over to talk about Twitter being down
10. Go outside