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This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car

For the love of all that is holy, stop fucking in automobiles! If there’s one thing my mother taught me (and she taught me many things, at least three of them useful) is that you should always try to be clothed in a public area and if you engage in sex, do it in the privacy of your own home (“and not in a Kohl’s parking lot like your good-for-nothing father who won’t even pay for my internet anymore”).